Steve Jobs was my Father and all I got were these Lousy Romances with Katy Perry, Clive Davis, Kony, Danica Patrick, and Felix Baumgartner!
GOOD MORNING FRIEND,
I've got a golden episode for you. The other day I received a letter from an ex-gay camp in Minneapolis inviting me to speak, so I stopped by and spoke to them about my lonely years spent in boarding school with only my piano lessons to keep me company. Also I'm a little nervous about my singing voice, so be kind! wink wink! ;;-) whatever, that was supposed to be sarcastic but sarcasm is the refuge of the weak or some other quote like that. Also my producer wants me to tell you that Jeff Jeffer's has included the Oscars in this episode, but again, what's it all about? Who cares. Oh and the Chug Boys (Brian and Joel) chug honey. Finally, if you are a "Chuggalo" stop calling my iPhone.
Francis Tibbles conducts the Prairie Fire Lady Choir in a cover of The Magnetic Fields', "Experimental Music Love". First Avenue 12/29/12.
A barely legal assemblage about those older-looking people who are smooth with the girls who figuratively smooth out age lines.
Francis Tibbles, Olivia, and Previous Vines drive to and perform at the Olympic Closing Ceremony. Jeff Jeffer's reviews Robot & Frank, Flight, and Do The Right Thing. With help from Brian Just.
Digital Versicolor - Glass Candy
London Olympic's Condoms/Rubbers
Tibbles' cover of The Magnetic Field's Roses
Sloppy P - Forgot About Sloppy at Cochella
Jeff Jeffers reviews "Oz the Great and Powerful" as well as "Return to Oz"
Olivia the Robopoet on the Olympics as an orgy.
EMCEE: I'd like to introduce a man with a lot of charm, talent, and wit. Unfortunately, he couldn't be here tonight, so instead here's Francis Tibbles!
FRANCIS TIBBLES: When I was preparing for this speech I asked my family for advice. My Wife replied, "There's a first time for everything, so try to be funny and brief."
A lot has transpired in my life. A lot of ugly things have happened. Things that.....I've done some pretty bad things in my life. And uh, all came to a head. But now, after treatment, going for inpatient treatment for 45 days and more outpatient treatment, I'm getting back to my old roots.
Well, it's all in the police report. Beyond that, everything's between Elin and myself and that's private.
Well, I owe a lot of people an apology. I hurt a lot of people. Not just my wife. My friends, my colleagues, the public, kids who looked up to me. There were a lot of people that thought I was a different person and my actions were not according to that. That's why I had to apologize. I was so sorry for what I had done.
Well, I had gotten away from my core values as I said earlier. I'd gotten away from my Buddhism. And I quit meditating. I quit doing all the things that my mom and dad had taught me. And as I said earlier in my statement, I felt entitled, and that is not how I was raised.