Steve Jobs was my Father and all I got were these Lousy Romances with Katy Perry, Clive Davis, Kony, Danica Patrick, and Felix Baumgartner!
GOOD MORNING FRIEND,
I've got a golden episode for you. The other day I received a letter from an ex-gay camp in Minneapolis inviting me to speak, so I stopped by and spoke to them about my lonely years spent in boarding school with only my piano lessons to keep me company. Also I'm a little nervous about my singing voice, so be kind! wink wink! ;;-) whatever, that was supposed to be sarcastic but sarcasm is the refuge of the weak or some other quote like that. Also my producer wants me to tell you that Jeff Jeffer's has included the Oscars in this episode, but again, what's it all about? Who cares. Oh and the Chug Boys (Brian and Joel) chug honey. Finally, if you are a "Chuggalo" stop calling my iPhone.
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